EVERYTHING SUCKS NOAHS MILLIONS ONESHOT (MR)

EVERYTHING SUCKS NOAHS MILLIONS ONESHOT (MR)

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Diamond ID FEB251986

$8.00

Available on March 12, 2025
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Noah is broke and hates his job at the sandwich shop, but his luck changes when a mysterious bloodied stranger hides a bag of money in the customer restroom. What, like Noah’s not going to take free money? Suddenly Noah has both the personality and the means to become the rich jerk he’s always dreamed of becoming-if he can manage to hold onto the cash. Includes cardstock foil cover and sticker sheet!

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