Sim, Dave
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CIH PRESENTS WAR IN HELL ONE SHOT
Were you confused in the Spring of 2022 when war broke out between Ukraine and Russia? Can'tFindEuropeOnAMap say "Whaaaaaaaaaaat?!?" It's okay, we weren't paying attention either, but fortunately Fox News Gehenna has been on the case right from the start. Journey back to those exciting days of around 18 months ago!... Read More →
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CIH PRESENTS WAR IN HELL ONE SHOT SGN ED
SPECIAL SIGNED AND NUMBERED BY DAVE SIM EDITION! BAGGED AND BOARDED! Were you confused in the Spring of 2022 when war broke out between Ukraine and Russia? Can'tFindEuropeOnAMap say "Whaaaaaaaaaaat?!?" It's okay, we weren't paying attention either, but fortunately Fox News Gehenna has been on the case right from the... Read More →
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COLOR YOUR OWN ONE SHOT
It's the 15th Anniversary tribute to indy comics legends, Possum At Large and Flyboy and the first Aardvark-Vanaheim Adult Colouring Book! Featuring How To Color! Legal threat from Mark Zuckerburg! How to keep your vagina "kissing fresh"! SuperCerebus' Super-GPS! Infernal Realms Eisner Awards! Cerebus declares himself a Blockchain Crypto-Currency! And writes... Read More →
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DEATH OF CEREBUS IN HELL #1
University student Tashiaki Kaji is in the middle of a delayed phase of rebellion toward the world. Determined to live an exciting and eventful adult life, he is intent on defying all the rules. And after meeting a strange group of people at the school cafeteria, his life is anything... Read More →
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GIANT SUPER CEREBUS ANNUAL #1
It all starts when Super-Cerebus eats a batch of Red Xenonite brownies which, in this case, causes his Amphetamine Vision to run wild, killing the infernal dead with heart attacks! Because they're already dead (the third or fourth time around, actually), it causes them to become "Nietzsche-ed"! Which really hacks... Read More →
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GREEN DANTE GREEN VIGIL ONE SHOT
First Team Up of Green Dante and Green Virgil, proving or disproving, once again, Stan Lee's axiom that "Green Covers Don't Sell!" Meet! The David Ben-Gurions of the Galaxy! See! The snazzy Poet Power Ring they give Green Dante! Wonder! If this is an enactment of Beneath the Planet of... Read More →
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HERMANN ONE SHOT
Finally! Aardvark-Vanaheim parodies a comic less than a year after it comes out! (of course, this means we have no idea what, specifically, we're making fun of...) See! Hermann, the modern-day Ayn Rand enthusiast and bovine-flesh-covered Aardvark! Witness! the pulse-pounding first appearance of the Bronze Age Hermann: Mr. H! Ponder!... Read More →
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HOUSE OF CEREBUS ONE SHOT
Cerebus on Strike continues! The legend of the Vark Thing continues! Giant-Size Vark Thing in need of some Vark Viagra! Worm rotation! (Just as suggestive as it was last issue)! Let's not even get "into" why she left her bedroom window open! The composting worms crank "should I stay or... Read More →
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IRON MANTICORE ONE SHOT
The Legend of the Iron Manticore continues! See! The Iron Manticore drunk as a skunk! See! The Iron Manticore write and perform "cloning time"! See! The Iron Manticore get as far as page one of his book on fractals! See! The Iron Manticore get debriefed by his helmet! See! The... Read More →
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NICK CALM AGENT OF CODPIECE
"Cash On Delivery Penis in Every Canadian Expresspost"; Super Cerebus hoaxes Satan; Cerebus appoints the Whore of Babylon Governor of the Bank of Canada; Electric cars a city-block long made of woven hemp powered by wind turbines on the roof; million-dollar banknotes; Francis suspects Super-Cerebus of being as "gay as... Read More →
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SILVER CEREBUS ONE SHOT
"The Secret Origin of The Silver Cerebus!" Meet Lone S. Kum, CEO of Telsa Motors and #1 Elon Musk fanboy (who can't wait to crush Musk "like the outmoded neo-Luddite insect he has become" and dominate the Interplanetary Submersible Balance-Board Buoyancy Space!) and who uses his "special" touch to get... Read More →
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SPIDER WHORE ONE SHOT
Full title which we aren't using because it won't fit on the Purchase Order: "Spider-Whore Dishes The Dirt On Feminism!" Continuing from last month's Amicable Spider-Vark Annual! Cerebus is still the Alpha Plus Male Feminist of the Western World but Spider-Whore is fighting back! WHY? Because that's what everyone does... Read More →
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STRANGE CEREBUS #1
First (and last?) appearances of Varkternity (Vark-Finite?) and Galactamungus (who mentions Platinum Surfer-Boy); the CIH? house drummer; reprints online strips from July-August 2016: Super-Cerebus Revenge Squad; The Whore of Babylon gets a tattoo; MILESTONE! the first time Dante suspected Cerebus and Super-Cerebus were one and the same! LeonTrotzky; Plato vs.... Read More →
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TALES OF SOPHISTICATION ONE SHOT
"Cerebus on Strike" continues! The Legend of the Iron Manticore starts here! Guest appearance by Batvark who reveals little-known facts about his origin! Batvark does a cover version of Leonard Cohen's "Suzanne" on YouTube to try and catch up. The Iron Manticore performs at the halftime show at the Super... Read More →
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TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA CEREBI #1
Rembrandt! Van Gogh! Pollock! Picasso! Holding down the top four places on the Fortune 500! Multi-billionaires! Pollock declares the TMNC "greater than Jack Kirby"; Van Gogh disembowels himself for Cultural Misappropriation! Francis replaces him! Picasso & Pollock get broken backs! The Team Reborn as ... ????? One bipedal aardvark &... Read More →
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UN-BEDABLE VARK #1
Un-Bedable Vark & Batvark crossover; Batmite and Un-Bedable Vark, "partners"? Batmite's Mom & The End of "Un-Bedable"; Pimping Un-Bedable Vark; Cerebus, Dante & Virgil play Grand Theft Auto; Central Voodoo Grocery Spam; Cerebus buys Twitter; Batvark & Nietzsche Team-Up; Jingles, the Manticore and Minotaur critique Nietzsche; Batvark & The Puzzler's... Read More →
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UNDATEABLE CEREBUS #1
Dante starts a dating site; Cerebus is an S.G.A. seeking a P.O.P.; Dante seeks Less Talkative Beatrice; Cerebus & The Whore of Babylon Like Pina Colladas; Batvark proves, again, that he's not a homophobe; Jingles' Family History; Francis & Everlasting Life; The Batvark Codpiece goes Viral; No boy sidekicks for... Read More →
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VARK KNIGHT RETURNS #1
Batvark Invictus; three-part (sorry!) Batvark's Wedding Vows; Batvark tweets Johnny Depp; also reprints online strips from September 2016: Cerebus goes to see Suicide Squad; King Solomon, rap artist; Cerebus the Party Hat; Xavier Cugat and conga-line snakes; Siamese Twin Girl-Boy and The Aardvarkian League of Justice; building the Poet Laureate Pyramid &... Read More →
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VARK THING ONE SHOT
"Cerebus on Strike" continues! The Legend of the Vark Thing starts here! Well, not actually here; this is the Diamond PREVIEWS solicitation! Learn how enviro-genius Alex Netherlands transforms himself into a walking compost heap to impress this really hot chick! Composting worms and how they "dig" 1980s disco! Rotating your... Read More →
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VARK WARS ONE SHOT
Batvark decides to remake Star Wars as a "Post-Modern Deconstructionist Production"! Dante as Producer! Talking Cerebus into starring as "Luke"! Satan as Princess Leia! Making light sabres out of fluorescent bulbs filled with gasoline! Who will be "Han Solo"? Jingles? Cerebus? Batvark? (Still casting on page 12, this is so... Read More →
