AARDVARK VANAHEIM
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GIANT SIZE PUBLIC DEFENDERS ONE SHOT CVR B (C: 0-1-2)
Meet Fred Murdock - Cerebus in really dark sunglasses - the wildly successful lawyer in charge of Murdock and Associates. If you can pay his outrageous fees, justice can be yours! Actually, we should probably lead with: FRANK MILLER RIFFS OUT THE WHAZOO! Zero chance of Frank doing DAREDEVIL again,... Read More →
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GIANT SUPER CEREBUS ANNUAL #1
It all starts when Super-Cerebus eats a batch of Red Xenonite brownies which, in this case, causes his Amphetamine Vision to run wild, killing the infernal dead with heart attacks! Because they're already dead (the third or fourth time around, actually), it causes them to become "Nietzsche-ed"! Which really hacks... Read More →
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GREEN DANTE GREEN VIGIL ONE SHOT
First Team Up of Green Dante and Green Virgil, proving or disproving, once again, Stan Lee's axiom that "Green Covers Don't Sell!" Meet! The David Ben-Gurions of the Galaxy! See! The snazzy Poet Power Ring they give Green Dante! Wonder! If this is an enactment of Beneath the Planet of... Read More →
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HERMANN ONE SHOT
Finally! Aardvark-Vanaheim parodies a comic less than a year after it comes out! (of course, this means we have no idea what, specifically, we're making fun of...) See! Hermann, the modern-day Ayn Rand enthusiast and bovine-flesh-covered Aardvark! Witness! the pulse-pounding first appearance of the Bronze Age Hermann: Mr. H! Ponder!... Read More →
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HOUSE OF CEREBUS ONE SHOT
Cerebus on Strike continues! The legend of the Vark Thing continues! Giant-Size Vark Thing in need of some Vark Viagra! Worm rotation! (Just as suggestive as it was last issue)! Let's not even get "into" why she left her bedroom window open! The composting worms crank "should I stay or... Read More →
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IRON MANTICORE ONE SHOT
The Legend of the Iron Manticore continues! See! The Iron Manticore drunk as a skunk! See! The Iron Manticore write and perform "cloning time"! See! The Iron Manticore get as far as page one of his book on fractals! See! The Iron Manticore get debriefed by his helmet! See! The... Read More →
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LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY CORONA ONE SHOT
We bet you thought we had forgotten The League of Extraordinary Cerebi from October of 2018! Well, actually we had and then came the Weird Two Months of While Diamond Slept: 2020 when the entire Comic-Book Multiverse ceased to exist. Our automatic second response had been "This Calls for An... Read More →
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NICK CALM AGENT OF CODPIECE
"Cash On Delivery Penis in Every Canadian Expresspost"; Super Cerebus hoaxes Satan; Cerebus appoints the Whore of Babylon Governor of the Bank of Canada; Electric cars a city-block long made of woven hemp powered by wind turbines on the roof; million-dollar banknotes; Francis suspects Super-Cerebus of being as "gay as... Read More →
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SILVER CEREBUS ONE SHOT
"The Secret Origin of The Silver Cerebus!" Meet Lone S. Kum, CEO of Telsa Motors and #1 Elon Musk fanboy (who can't wait to crush Musk "like the outmoded neo-Luddite insect he has become" and dominate the Interplanetary Submersible Balance-Board Buoyancy Space!) and who uses his "special" touch to get... Read More →
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SIM CITY #1 DAVE TO KILL FOR
Now with no reprints! Epic-length all-in-one 24-page issue! 29{813da25e68751c9420bdfab8e7d2e93524395d60fd2fddf563ff7d26096439a7} new art! Waves of heavily-armed Spartans pouring out of the Santa Monica Mountains onto the northbound collector lanes of Highway 405; equally heavily-armed Persians streaming south from the vicinity of Van Nuys Airport. And what's up with all the little-flesh colored... Read More →
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SPIDER WHORE ONE SHOT
Full title which we aren't using because it won't fit on the Purchase Order: "Spider-Whore Dishes The Dirt On Feminism!" Continuing from last month's Amicable Spider-Vark Annual! Cerebus is still the Alpha Plus Male Feminist of the Western World but Spider-Whore is fighting back! WHY? Because that's what everyone does... Read More →
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STRANGE CEREBUS #1
First (and last?) appearances of Varkternity (Vark-Finite?) and Galactamungus (who mentions Platinum Surfer-Boy); the CIH? house drummer; reprints online strips from July-August 2016: Super-Cerebus Revenge Squad; The Whore of Babylon gets a tattoo; MILESTONE! the first time Dante suspected Cerebus and Super-Cerebus were one and the same! LeonTrotzky; Plato vs.... Read More →
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STRANGERS IN CEREBUS ONE SHOT
Laura McFarland shatters the glass ceiling in the Aardvark-Vanaheim writer's room! Aardvark-Vanaheim writers wounded by flying ceiling shards! Film at 11! ALSO! Answering the perennial Cerebus fandom question that goes back to 1977: What if Cerebus the Aardvark was a condominium building? Now it can be told! "Your Rent is... Read More →
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SUPER CEREBUS VS COVID 19 ONE SHOT
On a distant planet, in front of a star-studded cast of CIH? and Gustave Dore characters, Super-Cerebus and Covid-19 duke it out for... well, we don't really know! The important thing is they duke it out! Why a distant planet? No idea. We don't explain classic 1970s story premises, we... Read More →
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SWORDS OF CEREBUS IN HELL TP VOL 02
Cerebus' adventures in Hell? (with a question mark) continue! Including the Two-part "Secret Origin of Batvark!" The first appearance of Fredric Nietzsche and fan-favurite Jingles, the world's greatest collector of CGC-graded Dog Comics! Avengers movies remade with an all-Kardashian sister cast! Life With Archie Civil War! "Whatever Happened to Tex... Read More →
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SWORDS OF CEREBUS IN HELL TP VOL 12 (C: 0-1-2)
Further collecting Cerebus' adventures in Hell? (with a question mark)! Relive 2021 all over again by reading the Cerebus in Hell 2021 Preview Calendar issue! Marvel at the giant symbolic Batvark and the tiny little former Batvark on the cover of The Amazing Batvark #1 that actually appear that way... Read More →
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TALES OF SOPHISTICATION ONE SHOT
"Cerebus on Strike" continues! The Legend of the Iron Manticore starts here! Guest appearance by Batvark who reveals little-known facts about his origin! Batvark does a cover version of Leonard Cohen's "Suzanne" on YouTube to try and catch up. The Iron Manticore performs at the halftime show at the Super... Read More →
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TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA CEREBI #1
Rembrandt! Van Gogh! Pollock! Picasso! Holding down the top four places on the Fortune 500! Multi-billionaires! Pollock declares the TMNC "greater than Jack Kirby"; Van Gogh disembowels himself for Cultural Misappropriation! Francis replaces him! Picasso & Pollock get broken backs! The Team Reborn as ... ????? One bipedal aardvark &... Read More →
