Birdsong, David
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BATVARK CORONAVIRUS ONE SHOT
Now! With fewer typpos! Now! Featuring The Turd-Brown Cover Background Color Bat-Comic Fans (Evidently) Crave! Now! Remembering the COVID-19 Golden Age of 2020 we never thought we'd end up missing! Genetic! As Three-Way-Batvark says (on the cover anyway) Genetic! Subatomic! Redundant!subatomic! Redundant! Genetic! Redundant! Genetic! Subatomic! Of course, we all... Read More →
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CEREBUS IN HELL 2023 PREVIEW ONE SHOT
Get an advance look at the entire Cerebus In Hell? 2023 "monthly-that-actually-is-monthly" comics lineup teaser. Yes, they're all done (eat your hearts out, fellow comics publishers). New gags that won't be included in the actual books! Experience an uncanny feeling of deja vu all year ("I remember this from somewhere!... Read More →
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CIH MARVELMANVARK ONE SHOT (C: 0-1-2)
Just in time for Chris... err "The Days we Place Aside to be Lazy at the End of the Year" comes the one comic book that will take you until 2024 to actually finish reading! An exhaustive (exhausting?) recap of the history of just about every time somebody wrapped a shoddy... Read More →
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CIH MARVELMANVARK SGN ONE SHOT (C: 0-1-2)
SPECIAL SIGNED AND NUMBERED BY DAVE SIM EDITION! BAGGED AND BOARDED! Just in time for Chris... err "The Days we Place Aside to be Lazy at the End of the Year" comes the one comic book that will take you until 2024 to actually finish reading! An exhaustive (exhausting?) recap of... Read More →
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CIH PRESENTS FLAILING AT LOVE ONE SHOT
Very Happily Married (just ask Marie) David Birdsong trashes his ex-wife and pretty much everyone else's - past, present and future - relationships besides his own, starting with Cerebus' on-line Porn Addiction and Free On-line Advice as to what to do about it, "Advice To a Lovelorn Whore" (that's the... Read More →
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CIH PRESENTS THREE WHEELER ANNUAL ONE SHOT (C: 0-1-2)
Dave Sim wrote the original title for this one: so long even he can't remember it. It was a parody of Marvel Triple Action, so it had Three-Wheeler in there somewhere. If the postage stamp reproduction of the cover isn't too small, you can maybe read it. But for the... Read More →
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CIH PRESENTS WAR IN HELL ONE SHOT
Were you confused in the Spring of 2022 when war broke out between Ukraine and Russia? Can'tFindEuropeOnAMap say "Whaaaaaaaaaaat?!?" It's okay, we weren't paying attention either, but fortunately Fox News Gehenna has been on the case right from the start. Journey back to those exciting days of around 18 months ago!... Read More →
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CIH PRESENTS WAR IN HELL ONE SHOT SGN ED
SPECIAL SIGNED AND NUMBERED BY DAVE SIM EDITION! BAGGED AND BOARDED! Were you confused in the Spring of 2022 when war broke out between Ukraine and Russia? Can'tFindEuropeOnAMap say "Whaaaaaaaaaaat?!?" It's okay, we weren't paying attention either, but fortunately Fox News Gehenna has been on the case right from the... Read More →
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CORONAVIRUS BOOK ONE SHOT
Double-Sized Issue! This "Generic Comic Book" parody originally appeared online and now incorporates on the cover an Avengers #221 parody with 25 (count 'em!) tiny CIH? heads (get out your desktop electron microscope or download Apple's iElectron iMicroscope app and see for yourself!). No Avengers parody inside! Psych!
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GIANT SIZE PUBLIC DEFENDERS ONE SHOT CVR A (C: 0-1-2)
Meet Fred Murdock - Cerebus in really dark sunglasses - the wildly successful lawyer in charge of Murdock and Associates. If you can pay his outrageous fees, justice can be yours! Actually, we should probably lead with: Frank Miller riffs out the whazoo! Zero chance of Frank doing Daredevil again,... Read More →
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GIANT SIZE PUBLIC DEFENDERS ONE SHOT CVR B (C: 0-1-2)
Meet Fred Murdock - Cerebus in really dark sunglasses - the wildly successful lawyer in charge of Murdock and Associates. If you can pay his outrageous fees, justice can be yours! Actually, we should probably lead with: FRANK MILLER RIFFS OUT THE WHAZOO! Zero chance of Frank doing DAREDEVIL again,... Read More →
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SUPER CEREBUS VS COVID 19 ONE SHOT
On a distant planet, in front of a star-studded cast of CIH? and Gustave Dore characters, Super-Cerebus and Covid-19 duke it out for... well, we don't really know! The important thing is they duke it out! Why a distant planet? No idea. We don't explain classic 1970s story premises, we... Read More →